If sugar is the devil... send me straight to hell

thank you, sir, may I have another

The best medicine for infertility... sugar! (and wine- but I'll get to that later). I'm not one to half-ass something so if I want sugar, I go all the way.
My mother and I discovered the recipe for Oh, God! pie while reading the cheeky Southern humor book, The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love. The pie's official name is Coconut Caramel Pie, but they call it Oh, God! because that's all you say as you add one decadent ingredient after another.

You'll gain five pounds just by reading the ingredient list. But it is worth it!

"Coconut Caramel Pie"
(aka Oh, God!)

8 oz thigh-enhancing cream cheese

1 can bum-expanding Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk

16 oz. bulging-belly cool whip

7 oz. shredded coconut

1/2 stick back-boobs butter

1 c. pecans

12 oz. jar of double-chin caramel sauce

Mix cream cheese, condensed milk, & cool whip and place in two pie dishes with crusts.
(To make pie crusts: Mash together 1 1/2 cups flour, 1 stick butter, & 1 cup finely chopped pecans. Bake in oven at 350 for 10 minutes- until it tans)

Put coconut, butter, and pecans onto a cookie sheet and toast it in oven (stir it occasionally and watch that it doesn't burn)

Place coconut and pecan mix on top of pies and pour caramel sauce over the tops.

Lower onto floor and dig in (or freeze for easier cutting and consumption later).

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I'd love more decadent recipes to gobble down. If you've got some, put a link to the recipe (or the whole thing) in the comment section below. I'm gonna get nice and plump once I'm pregnant- might as well get a head start!