Sunday, November 6, 2011

Beauty & the beast

These days having sex isn't as spontaneous as it once was. There are a lot of factors to consider; position, time of the month, orgasm (more on this later), and we have to take a day off inbetween "sessions" (so Husbands boys have time to pump some iron and prep for another long journey).
When the deed is done, I have to lie on my back for twenty minutes. Some days this is heaven: Husband will bring me a cool drink as I I read, watch TV, play angry birds, and feel all-in-all like a Goddess.

But the other night, we were running late for dinner and I still had wet hair, so Husband handed me my hair dryer and I strategically tried to blow dry my hair while keeping myself face-up and horizontal on the bed.

I don't think this is what's meant by multi-tasking.