But here is another upside to infertility- the side effects of hormone shots! The meds have raised my temperature so much, I am over-heating. Hallelujah! Let there be warmth! And sexy wifey!
Papa: Barack Obama
"There was no cigar
used in the making of this baby"
|Name: Princess Brilliam|
Royal Father: Prince William
"Mummy and Daddy have
blond hair and blue eyes-
something's fishy here."
Daddy: Conan O'Brien
"I get my looks from my mom"
Parent: Chelsea Handler
"I woke in Vegas next to Chelsea Handler-
and all I got was this baby."
Pops: Zac Effron
"No children were hurt during the making
of this baby... except Mr Effron
(but he liked it)."
|Boys, I know exactly how you feel|
|thank you, sir, may I have another|
|"Not take over your life? |
Oh, you silly girl!"
|Not exactly what I had in mind when |
I said foreplay (vag ultrasound)
|I have perfect aim|