My waxer was elbow deep into my waxing session, when she suddenly says, "you have not had kids." It was not a question, it was a statement. What the...??? You can tell?? You can tell if my lady bits have been stretched from here to kingdom come?! I'd been led to believe that after the kid is pushed out... zoink!... it snaps right back to its original form. But was I led astray? Is this one of those secrets no one talks about, for fear no woman will be led down that path if the truth comes out?Okay, fine. FINE! I'll stretch my bits wider than the sky. That's how much I want a kid.
Although... I hear C-sections are all the rage these days.
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