The little death

In France they call a male orgasm, la petite mort, which means little death. Yes, those jolly French always know how to capture a moment.

During this fun experiement called infertility, my hubby has to la petite mort into a cup on occasion. When he does, the fertility clinic sets him up in a cushy room with a selection of X-rated movies and magazines he can choose from to "aid" in the process.

Why Mrs. Beckham, what have you
been up to?

Before he entered the room, his doctor told him he may be surprised what he discovers in the room.

My husband was a little worried until the doctor explained: recently one of his other patients had popped in one of the movies only to see a soccer mom from his child's team bumping and grinding back at him.

So far, my hubby has not recognized anyone on the tapes but this is LA, so he may have hope yet.